These make me laugh – it just never gets old. Each one has some unique failure that is so entertaining.
“Hello there.How are u doing?I am Mike and you,I saw ur profile and it brought to my attention,can we chat for a while and get to know each other very well if u wouldn’t mind”.
I love this one – this is the first time I have ever heard of a heart being cute.
“i saw your profile,and am quite fascinated by your profile..you sound so wonderful and nice..i will sure love to meet a cute hearted woman like you………… i will like to know more about you”