I got this dating site letter from a guy who lives 1700 miles away from me. Apparently his love of my profile cannot be hampered by distance. He sent 2 emails, one right after the other.
“It’s my pleasure looking into your profile and i want an honest relationship and would love to get to know you because i liked your profile.And wish we could get to chat and know more about each other.”
“You’ve taken the top spot in my list of ‘suggested matches’ all day, so I can’t hold out any longer, it’s time to get in touch. Why do you think the site reckons that we’re such a good match? Shall we find out?. I have been out of the dating world for a long time, but I feel like it must be like riding a bike?! If you like what you see so far I would love to hear from you… there is so much more!!!”