Everybody’s working for the weekend

I am not really sure what he means, but this was definitely an entertaining way to complement me.  A new oddity for a online dating site email. “Hello Dear What can I say.. You look great and got me captivated with your great pic too……If I must say this, I think God must have created […]

Another bloke from the UK

I am looking to share many charts with this lovely old soul.  Love the errors in this online dating website. “I was so attracted when I came across your profile picture, I had know (sic) control towards the feeling I felt inside, my name is xxxxxxx am from Manchester UK,please contact me with this mail (xxxxxx) […]

And from the UK….

I received this online dating site email from someone claiming to be from the UK.  To my British friends, I assure you, I don’t consider this person representative of your lovely people and culture. “charming princess got a beautifull profile I come across your profile I was interesting of knowing you.i will be waiting to […]

Sorry for your loss, but no, I am not the one for you

I think this dating site letter was trying to play on my sympathies.  Well, I feel bad for you.  But no, I am not interested in dating someone who lives 700 miles away and who cannot speak English or use punctuation. “hello how are you pretty angel my name is FRed single and looking for […]