Damsel in Distress

The writer of this online dating letter referred to me as a damsel.  Well his letter certainly caused me some distress.

“Hi Damsel

You have such a wonderful profile picture, Your charming smile captivated the whole of my soul i had no choice than seat back too say hello and wait if i will get a quick respond from you . You so wonderful created and i would want us both too get in touch and be able too talk more often and know more about each other , Looking forward to get a respond from you. Enjoy the rest of your day and have a blessed weekend ahead !!”