Accept

I love this short but sweet dating site email.  This person lives an hour from me and is all of 5’3″ tall (not that I am a height racist, but that is one short guy).

“Hi how are u can u acept talk to me”

The future

I guess I no longer have to worry since this enlightened gentlemen from Iraq let me know I am already self aware in this dating site email.

“guess u does not live in fear of the future because u understand that yr life experiences are merely lessons meant to bring u closer to yrself and unconditional self-love. U can get lost in this sound”

Throw this man some punctuation

I love this online dating site letter. This man apparently does not know how to use the period or comma keys on his keyboard.  I can only imagine what his book or novel would look like.

“I’m not sure what it should say but I do like your profile and I do like the same of things you do I’m not gonna try to write you a long book or novel at this moment but maybe we could become friends and if so please reply by back thank you don’t judge a book by its cover you never know we can be good friends”

Damsel in Distress

The writer of this online dating letter referred to me as a damsel.  Well his letter certainly caused me some distress.

“Hi Damsel

You have such a wonderful profile picture, Your charming smile captivated the whole of my soul i had no choice than seat back too say hello and wait if i will get a quick respond from you . You so wonderful created and i would want us both too get in touch and be able too talk more often and know more about each other , Looking forward to get a respond from you. Enjoy the rest of your day and have a blessed weekend ahead !!”

Not a full note, just a piece

I love this dating site email.  He could only spare me a piece of a note, not a full one.  Too funny.  I also love the “weekend gong on well with you.”  That is a new bit of fractured English I haven’t heard before.

“Good morning my dear ,I hope your weekend is going on well with you and i have really love what i read in your profile and that makes me smile and i will love to send you a piece of note…I’m really new to the site and I don’t know much about the site. I was told about the site so I joined to give it a try, I’m looking for my soul mate, the right partner to spend the rest of my life with but I’m willing to meet a friend first and see where this will lead us to and I will like us to exchange cell phone numbers and text privately and see where this will lead us to and hope you dont mind and mine is xxx-xxx-xxxx just send me a text and i will be looking forward to get a text from you …”

Everybody’s working for the weekend

I am not really sure what he means, but this was definitely an entertaining way to complement me.  A new oddity for a online dating site email.

“Hello Dear

What can I say.. You look great and got me captivated with your great pic too……If I must say this, I think God must have created you on weekend so as not to be disturbed.You are beautiful and I just want to say I will like to get to know you better”

Another bloke from the UK

I am looking to share many charts with this lovely old soul.  Love the errors in this online dating website.

“I was so attracted when I came across your profile picture, I had know (sic) control towards the feeling I felt inside, my name is xxxxxxx am from Manchester UK,please contact me with this mail (xxxxxx) so that we can have a good chart (sic) thank you so much and God bless you.”

And from the UK….

I received this online dating site email from someone claiming to be from the UK.  To my British friends, I assure you, I don’t consider this person representative of your lovely people and culture.

“charming princess got a beautifull profile I
come across your profile I was interesting
of knowing you.i will be waiting to hear
from you will a good respond.”

Sorry for your loss, but no, I am not the one for you

I think this dating site letter was trying to play on my sympathies.  Well, I feel bad for you.  But no, I am not interested in dating someone who lives 700 miles away and who cannot speak English or use punctuation.

“hello how are you pretty angel my name is FRed single and looking for love, i saw your profile and was amazed your just my desire i want us to get to chat dear..i have been searching for long dear. i think since i have found you i want to get to know more about each other..i am very kind and loving i lost my wife in a car accident after she gave me a son .. i have one son who is 5 years .i live with him alone. i want to get to know u more”