Dog Days

There is a sweet sentiment in this online dating site letter I received today.  And yet, it is also just a bit creepy to say something like this in a first letter.  He also falls into the category I have started called “Throw this man some punctuation.”. There wasn’t a period or comma in the […]

Graduate degree?

This gentleman sent me an email using one of the free dating sites.  He claims to have a graduate degree.  I can’t imagine what university would give him one.  Here is what he wrote: “Hello dear, how are you doing and everything around you?” What does that mean?  And everything around you? His profile is […]

Eve?

This is truly a new one in dating site letters.  I don’t understand why it is a compliment to say this to a woman.  Someone see if they can tell me why I should be flattered.  Perhaps there was more to his thought but he was unable to express it. “Hello there, Wow you looking […]

Someone throw this guy an “S”

I don’t usually post online dating profiles – just the emails I get.  But this online dating profile cracked me up.  This man needs to go to Wheel of Fortune to guess an few “S’s” and buy a few “A’s”.  It is funny, because at times he remembers to use “a” – he just can’t […]

Give this guy a deal on punctuation

Apparently, the person who wrote this dating site letter did not have the cash to pay for punctuation.  Perhaps someone can offer him a deal.  The sad thing is that he says he is a local firefighter – so I can’t blame his lack of good grammar on being a foreigner.  His entire profile is […]

Picky picky

I got this dating site email – all it said was this: “You seem very nice with many of the qualities I am looking for. However you seem alittle (sic) pickier then myself.” What am I supposed to do with that?  Agree I am picky and that I am not interested?  This email came from […]

An “A” for Effort, A “C” for Chocolate

As a side job, I used to have a candy company where I made English Toffee.  I include that in my profile.  This charming gentleman took the time to acknowledge that.  But after reading it, I think he really did just want some of my toffee.   “Wow, you our [sic] the total package. I’m […]

He thinks he is interested..

I have never shared the photo of one of the men who has sent me a dating site email.  But this one is just not good unless you see his photo. Photo copyright OkCupid 2016. This is the email he sent me. I love how he “thinks” he is “pretty much” interested.  Words to win […]

Seriously – What???

I got this exact dating site email today.  I think we have hit a new low. “Hay.havaryou.thisgeorge.kay.iamokay.idonhav.acat.ordogs.ilev.in.maysaiolf.ilaekyoubairai.youainmy.toubetougaidairfor.avair.ifyoulaik.i.lev.inthainortsait.neia.DEVAIRSY..AI.AUSTIN.KOLME.AINETAIM.IFYOULAIK.xxx-xxx-xxxxTHAINX.”

The future

I guess I no longer have to worry since this enlightened gentlemen from Iraq let me know I am already self aware in this dating site email. “guess u does not live in fear of the future because u understand that yr life experiences are merely lessons meant to bring u closer to yrself and […]