Eve?

This is truly a new one in dating site letters.  I don’t understand why it is a compliment to say this to a woman.  Someone see if they can tell me why I should be flattered.  Perhaps there was more to his thought but he was unable to express it. “Hello there, Wow you looking […]

My response to a 1am text message

I received an email from a man on match who would not correspond via email. He reached out to me first, I never in any way pursued him.  He insisted on getting my phone number right away.  I responded that before I gave him my number, I needed to know for sure he was not […]

Seriously – What???

I got this exact dating site email today.  I think we have hit a new low. “Hay.havaryou.thisgeorge.kay.iamokay.idonhav.acat.ordogs.ilev.in.maysaiolf.ilaekyoubairai.youainmy.toubetougaidairfor.avair.ifyoulaik.i.lev.inthainortsait.neia.DEVAIRSY..AI.AUSTIN.KOLME.AINETAIM.IFYOULAIK.xxx-xxx-xxxxTHAINX.”

Damsel in Distress

The writer of this online dating letter referred to me as a damsel.  Well his letter certainly caused me some distress. “Hi Damsel You have such a wonderful profile picture, Your charming smile captivated the whole of my soul i had no choice than seat back too say hello and wait if i will get […]

Not a full note, just a piece

I love this dating site email.  He could only spare me a piece of a note, not a full one.  Too funny.  I also love the “weekend gong on well with you.”  That is a new bit of fractured English I haven’t heard before. “Good morning my dear ,I hope your weekend is going on […]

Everybody’s working for the weekend

I am not really sure what he means, but this was definitely an entertaining way to complement me.  A new oddity for a online dating site email. “Hello Dear What can I say.. You look great and got me captivated with your great pic too……If I must say this, I think God must have created […]

Another bloke from the UK

I am looking to share many charts with this lovely old soul.  Love the errors in this online dating website. “I was so attracted when I came across your profile picture, I had know (sic) control towards the feeling I felt inside, my name is xxxxxxx am from Manchester UK,please contact me with this mail (xxxxxx) […]

And from the UK….

I received this online dating site email from someone claiming to be from the UK.  To my British friends, I assure you, I don’t consider this person representative of your lovely people and culture. “charming princess got a beautifull profile I come across your profile I was interesting of knowing you.i will be waiting to […]

Sorry for your loss, but no, I am not the one for you

I think this dating site letter was trying to play on my sympathies.  Well, I feel bad for you.  But no, I am not interested in dating someone who lives 700 miles away and who cannot speak English or use punctuation. “hello how are you pretty angel my name is FRed single and looking for […]