Eve?

This is truly a new one in dating site letters.  I don’t understand why it is a compliment to say this to a woman.  Someone see if they can tell me why I should be flattered.  Perhaps there was more to his thought but he was unable to express it. “Hello there, Wow you looking […]

Someone throw this guy an “S”

I don’t usually post online dating profiles – just the emails I get.  But this online dating profile cracked me up.  This man needs to go to Wheel of Fortune to guess an few “S’s” and buy a few “A’s”.  It is funny, because at times he remembers to use “a” – he just can’t […]

Give this guy a deal on punctuation

Apparently, the person who wrote this dating site letter did not have the cash to pay for punctuation.  Perhaps someone can offer him a deal.  The sad thing is that he says he is a local firefighter – so I can’t blame his lack of good grammar on being a foreigner.  His entire profile is […]

Picky picky

I got this dating site email – all it said was this: “You seem very nice with many of the qualities I am looking for. However you seem alittle (sic) pickier then myself.” What am I supposed to do with that?  Agree I am picky and that I am not interested?  This email came from […]

The Sexy Limit

This dating site email I received hits a new level of cheesy.  What makes it border on gross, is that the person who sent it to me is more than a decade younger than me. “Hey! Umm…Okc just text me, they wanted me to tell you that you’ve passed the sexy limit & that you […]

My response to a 1am text message

I received an email from a man on match who would not correspond via email. He reached out to me first, I never in any way pursued him.  He insisted on getting my phone number right away.  I responded that before I gave him my number, I needed to know for sure he was not […]

An “A” for Effort, A “C” for Chocolate

As a side job, I used to have a candy company where I made English Toffee.  I include that in my profile.  This charming gentleman took the time to acknowledge that.  But after reading it, I think he really did just want some of my toffee.   “Wow, you our [sic] the total package. I’m […]

He thinks he is interested..

I have never shared the photo of one of the men who has sent me a dating site email.  But this one is just not good unless you see his photo. Photo copyright OkCupid 2016. This is the email he sent me. I love how he “thinks” he is “pretty much” interested.  Words to win […]

The future

I guess I no longer have to worry since this enlightened gentlemen from Iraq let me know I am already self aware in this dating site email. “guess u does not live in fear of the future because u understand that yr life experiences are merely lessons meant to bring u closer to yrself and […]

Not a full note, just a piece

I love this dating site email.  He could only spare me a piece of a note, not a full one.  Too funny.  I also love the “weekend gong on well with you.”  That is a new bit of fractured English I haven’t heard before. “Good morning my dear ,I hope your weekend is going on […]