Graduate degree?

This gentleman sent me an email using one of the free dating sites.  He claims to have a graduate degree.  I can’t imagine what university would give him one.  Here is what he wrote: “Hello dear, how are you doing and everything around you?” What does that mean?  And everything around you? His profile is […]

Eve?

This is truly a new one in dating site letters.  I don’t understand why it is a compliment to say this to a woman.  Someone see if they can tell me why I should be flattered.  Perhaps there was more to his thought but he was unable to express it. “Hello there, Wow you looking […]

Someone throw this guy an “S”

I don’t usually post online dating profiles – just the emails I get.  But this online dating profile cracked me up.  This man needs to go to Wheel of Fortune to guess an few “S’s” and buy a few “A’s”.  It is funny, because at times he remembers to use “a” – he just can’t […]

My response to a 1am text message

I received an email from a man on match who would not correspond via email. He reached out to me first, I never in any way pursued him.  He insisted on getting my phone number right away.  I responded that before I gave him my number, I needed to know for sure he was not […]

The future

I guess I no longer have to worry since this enlightened gentlemen from Iraq let me know I am already self aware in this dating site email. “guess u does not live in fear of the future because u understand that yr life experiences are merely lessons meant to bring u closer to yrself and […]

Damsel in Distress

The writer of this online dating letter referred to me as a damsel.  Well his letter certainly caused me some distress. “Hi Damsel You have such a wonderful profile picture, Your charming smile captivated the whole of my soul i had no choice than seat back too say hello and wait if i will get […]

Not a full note, just a piece

I love this dating site email.  He could only spare me a piece of a note, not a full one.  Too funny.  I also love the “weekend gong on well with you.”  That is a new bit of fractured English I haven’t heard before. “Good morning my dear ,I hope your weekend is going on […]

Everybody’s working for the weekend

I am not really sure what he means, but this was definitely an entertaining way to complement me.  A new oddity for a online dating site email. “Hello Dear What can I say.. You look great and got me captivated with your great pic too……If I must say this, I think God must have created […]

Another bloke from the UK

I am looking to share many charts with this lovely old soul.  Love the errors in this online dating website. “I was so attracted when I came across your profile picture, I had know (sic) control towards the feeling I felt inside, my name is xxxxxxx am from Manchester UK,please contact me with this mail (xxxxxx) […]

And from the UK….

I received this online dating site email from someone claiming to be from the UK.  To my British friends, I assure you, I don’t consider this person representative of your lovely people and culture. “charming princess got a beautifull profile I come across your profile I was interesting of knowing you.i will be waiting to […]