Dog Days

There is a sweet sentiment in this online dating site letter I received today.  And yet, it is also just a bit creepy to say something like this in a first letter.  He also falls into the category I have started called “Throw this man some punctuation.”. There wasn’t a period or comma in the […]

Eve?

This is truly a new one in dating site letters.  I don’t understand why it is a compliment to say this to a woman.  Someone see if they can tell me why I should be flattered.  Perhaps there was more to his thought but he was unable to express it. “Hello there, Wow you looking […]

Picky picky

I got this dating site email – all it said was this: “You seem very nice with many of the qualities I am looking for. However you seem alittle (sic) pickier then myself.” What am I supposed to do with that?  Agree I am picky and that I am not interested?  This email came from […]

The Sexy Limit

This dating site email I received hits a new level of cheesy.  What makes it border on gross, is that the person who sent it to me is more than a decade younger than me. “Hey! Umm…Okc just text me, they wanted me to tell you that you’ve passed the sexy limit & that you […]

An “A” for Effort, A “C” for Chocolate

As a side job, I used to have a candy company where I made English Toffee.  I include that in my profile.  This charming gentleman took the time to acknowledge that.  But after reading it, I think he really did just want some of my toffee.   “Wow, you our [sic] the total package. I’m […]

He thinks he is interested..

I have never shared the photo of one of the men who has sent me a dating site email.  But this one is just not good unless you see his photo. Photo copyright OkCupid 2016. This is the email he sent me. I love how he “thinks” he is “pretty much” interested.  Words to win […]

The future

I guess I no longer have to worry since this enlightened gentlemen from Iraq let me know I am already self aware in this dating site email. “guess u does not live in fear of the future because u understand that yr life experiences are merely lessons meant to bring u closer to yrself and […]

Damsel in Distress

The writer of this online dating letter referred to me as a damsel.  Well his letter certainly caused me some distress. “Hi Damsel You have such a wonderful profile picture, Your charming smile captivated the whole of my soul i had no choice than seat back too say hello and wait if i will get […]

Not a full note, just a piece

I love this dating site email.  He could only spare me a piece of a note, not a full one.  Too funny.  I also love the “weekend gong on well with you.”  That is a new bit of fractured English I haven’t heard before. “Good morning my dear ,I hope your weekend is going on […]

Everybody’s working for the weekend

I am not really sure what he means, but this was definitely an entertaining way to complement me.  A new oddity for a online dating site email. “Hello Dear What can I say.. You look great and got me captivated with your great pic too……If I must say this, I think God must have created […]