Eve?

This is truly a new one in dating site letters.  I don’t understand why it is a compliment to say this to a woman.  Someone see if they can tell me why I should be flattered.  Perhaps there was more to his thought but he was unable to express it. “Hello there, Wow you looking […]

Someone throw this guy an “S”

I don’t usually post online dating profiles – just the emails I get.  But this online dating profile cracked me up.  This man needs to go to Wheel of Fortune to guess an few “S’s” and buy a few “A’s”.  It is funny, because at times he remembers to use “a” – he just can’t […]

Give this guy a deal on punctuation

Apparently, the person who wrote this dating site letter did not have the cash to pay for punctuation.  Perhaps someone can offer him a deal.  The sad thing is that he says he is a local firefighter – so I can’t blame his lack of good grammar on being a foreigner.  His entire profile is […]

He thinks he is interested..

I have never shared the photo of one of the men who has sent me a dating site email.  But this one is just not good unless you see his photo. Photo copyright OkCupid 2016. This is the email he sent me. I love how he “thinks” he is “pretty much” interested.  Words to win […]

Seriously – What???

I got this exact dating site email today.  I think we have hit a new low. “Hay.havaryou.thisgeorge.kay.iamokay.idonhav.acat.ordogs.ilev.in.maysaiolf.ilaekyoubairai.youainmy.toubetougaidairfor.avair.ifyoulaik.i.lev.inthainortsait.neia.DEVAIRSY..AI.AUSTIN.KOLME.AINETAIM.IFYOULAIK.xxx-xxx-xxxxTHAINX.”

Not a full note, just a piece

I love this dating site email.  He could only spare me a piece of a note, not a full one.  Too funny.  I also love the “weekend gong on well with you.”  That is a new bit of fractured English I haven’t heard before. “Good morning my dear ,I hope your weekend is going on […]

And from the UK….

I received this online dating site email from someone claiming to be from the UK.  To my British friends, I assure you, I don’t consider this person representative of your lovely people and culture. “charming princess got a beautifull profile I come across your profile I was interesting of knowing you.i will be waiting to […]

Sorry for your loss, but no, I am not the one for you

I think this dating site letter was trying to play on my sympathies.  Well, I feel bad for you.  But no, I am not interested in dating someone who lives 700 miles away and who cannot speak English or use punctuation. “hello how are you pretty angel my name is FRed single and looking for […]

Extremely Gorgeous

I received this fairly insincere, smarmy online dating email and decided to engage him, just to see if he was for real.  Turns out, he was what I thought – an overseas impostor who could not put a real sentence together. He said: “I just saw your profile while perusing my okcupid network. You are […]